This is TOO funny

This is TOO funny, type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and post it on here.

Pick the month you were born:

January..... I kicked

February... I loved

March....... I karate chopped

April......... I licked

May.......... I smelled

June......... I jumped on

July .......... I did the Macarena With

August ...... I had lunch with

September. I danced with

October...…… I sang to

November…. I yelled at

December ….. I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1............. a birdbath

2............. a monster

3............. a phone

4............. a fork

5............. a snowman

6............. a gangster

7............. my cell phone

8............. my dog

9............. my best friends' boyfriend

10............ my neighbor

11............ my science teacher

12............ a banana

13............ a fireman

14............ a stuffed animal

15............ a goat

16............ a pickle

17............ your mom

18............ a spoon

19............ a Smurf

20............ a baseball bat

21............ a ninja

22............ Chuck Norris

23............ a noodle

24............ a squirrel

25............ a football player

26............ my sister

27............ my brother

28............ an iPod

29............ a surfer

30............ a llama

31............ a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White...... because I'm cool like that

Black....... because that's how I roll.

Pink......... because I'm NOT crazy.

Red......... because the voices told me to.

Blue......... because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green...... because I think I need some serious help.

Purple..... because I'm AWESOME!

Gray........ because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow..... because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange .... because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown..... because I can.

Other....... because I'm a Ninja!

None....... because I can't control myself.

Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line.

Mine is-I yelled at a football player because I cool like that ^_^